Optimistic Robot
I'm having an idea here. You are witness to this idea sliding down the birth canal. This thing is going to have a contest. Send me your best guess as to what kind of meat is used for the textures on the heart and stuff down on the bottom, answer correctly and you will receive a hand-signed print (of this very thing).
Limit - first person to get it right.
This guy has a friend.
Meats guessed so far:

I say … SALAMI!
It looks like a home made science fair project gone awry.