Soulfish

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This is actually a little older than many of the other illustrations you see - I wish this wordpress thing was easier to sort - it just wants to always show the most recent work at the top.

Additionally, the compression is making this look like garbage - click it and it will look much better. But, that burger looks delicious.

Beelzebub’s Warm Embrace

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Also, with kelp. I hoarked all the saturation out of this dog - but I'm feeling it. At one point a neurotic art teacher told me you have to talk to your painting. This one kept saying in a voice not dissimilar to Paul Rubens: "I don't want saturated colors, get those things away from me..."

I had to obey.

Nautical Robot

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This is the first illustration I've ever done that depicted large quantities of kelp. Should those whales really be THAT green? I probably need to mess with this one a bit.

An art teacher once told me that I didn't have to use EVERY color in the box of crayolas just because I had them all in front of me.

Sausage Pizza

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Click that image bro. No kidding - the thumbnail here is truly stanky. Whacked. Click the big dog, get the real article.

I should probably see my therapist. If you happen to know a good one, please let me know. This started during a meeting, continued through an interview. Sat for a bit, then continued through a foot-rub and a mad search for keys (not mine).

Pterodactylus

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Perhaps this piece asks more questions than it answers.

• What is that pterodactyl doing?
• Why are there Danish flags?
• Is anything else there overtly Danish?
• What's with the speakers?
• Are those organ pipes?
• Roman numerals?
• Do you see the fish?

I should probably stop writing here, yeah um, yeah.

Luggage Dream

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I had a flight delay, and while looking out the window at the airport I saw the rather tired looking luggage cart. I felt so sorry for this sad little vehicle; I wanted to make a happy universe where luggage could fly on its own.

This universe had to have dinosaurs, and flying hippos and alligators, and a pig with a long nose, and a leprechaun who loves luggage...

Optimistic Robot

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I'm having an idea here. You are witness to this idea sliding down the birth canal. This thing is going to have a contest. Send me your best guess as to what kind of meat is used for the textures on the heart and stuff down on the bottom, answer correctly and you will receive a hand-signed print (of this very thing).

This guy has a friend.

Meats guessed so far:

• Salami
• Pork

Elephant, Curious

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I'm not sure if I like this guy. He's cool - but I'm not sure if you can tell what's going on there.

Delinquent Robot

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I sketched this, and decided it was worth scanning-in. I like where it's heading. I can see more of this type of thing happening.